WTH is my Cicada Icecream??????????????

I saw this article online this week "Sparky's sells out of cicada icecream". If you notice in the photo, it leads you to believe they will be making more.

Being the adventurous person attention seeking whore I am. I loaded up my van with some kids and headed to Sparky's today. When I arrived there was a reporter and a huge line of people outside. Woo Hoo Cicada waffle cone, here I come.

But there was none in their case can we say "Marketing Scam"?, only boring stuff such as pineapple cake, coconut, and cookies and cream. Why would ANYONE want that stuff!! I'll go to HyVee if I'm looking for those kinds of flavor's!

So I got this disappointing shot outside of Sparky's after we got our unimaginative icecream.




But as we walked downtown with the roar of the cicada's over us............................an idea came to me.









I'll just make my own!

WTH is my Cicada Icecream??????????????

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Complications during the rebirthing process.....

Well, I'm sure you are all wondering what happened after my Rebirth.

There were some complications that I didn't expect. You know my rebirth couldn't go easy. There would have to be something to mess it up!! And that something once again is part of the male species!! Men are so dang needy aren't they. I need a Blog name for my new man, I need some idea's.

So why don't you my readers (all two of you that are left) assist me with a name for him. I'll describe him to help you out. He is 24 years older than Ex-Child Husband, which means he could of been his father. He is an architect just like Mr. Brady was.If he had 3 kids, we could of called him that! He only has two sons (Ive got the 3 girls though), course maybe he could adopt Ex Child Husband and then we could be the New Brady Bunch. Ok, let's move on..............he has these two horrid pee and puke on the floor, bark at the air, stinky breath little ankle bitters that are named Indy and Anna (they got their name from some movie about a big rock chasing Harrison Ford down a tunnel). I like to refer to them as Scooby Snacks. By the way, I need to introduce you to my newest man.

Say Hello to Scooby



Anyway, back to "He who shall remain nameless, until you name him". He's a runner and currently training for a marathon (he has only done half marathons in the past). We have so much in common, I like to watch people run. Course, normally it is on the TV. Lets sing "Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you..".

Guest what HWSRNUYNH (He Who Shall Remain Nameless Until You Name Him) does???

Get this..................... your not going to believe it........................... remember the issues I had with Ex Child Husband (head here if you don't remember)?? Well HWSRNUYNH does dishes!!! Yes Yes, I kid you not!! I've seen it with my own eye's. He doesn't think the Dish Fairy will come do them for him if he lets them pile up enough. Hmmmmmmmm maybe he should be called "He who does Dishes"?????

Now the worst thing about him and it is pretty bad............... He is a Jayhawk.





If your confused about this, you must realize I live in the Tigers Den, this blog post from AJ will sum up the hate I have for the Jokehawk. This post was written some time ago (but still applies) and has some pretty bad language so beware.

Complications during the rebirthing process.....

http://www.wheresmyangels.blogspot.com/2011/06/complications-during-rebirthing-process.html

My Rebirth

So..................................... my last post "Stay Tuned" was like almost 2 years ago. Some of you have wondered where I have been. Some of you probably had visions of me sitting on a park bench with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20, popping Ativan like Tic-Tacs, hair not brushed and mumbling about Mercede hiding my shoes. Course a few of you would be thinking that I have taken all this time off to finish those dishes that Child Husband was always leaving me. Which would be near to the truth since one of the reasons I haven't blogged in so long was due to Child Husband. Let me rephrase that..............EX Child Husband. Yes I am finally down to four children. One less mouth to feed. Can I get a "Hell Yeah!!" You know I would never sit and whine about it , that wouldn't be me. Now bitching that is another story.

In June EX Child Husband moved out and then filled for divorce, by Aug 24th we were divorced. The 60 day divorce! Life in the fast lane. Ex Child Husband is engaged again, which is a very entertaining story but not mine to share email me and I'll tell you ;)

Here is what the rest of us have been up to...

We got to visit with my son Chris this summer! I hadn't seen him for four years. We had a great visit and ate some Mexican Spice Larvae!



Mercede is still obnoxious, who would she be if she wasn't!

Cheyenne is still flirting, she recently had a MU basketball player sign her shoulder! I'm glad she hasn't watched Rock Of Love or she might of had him sign something else.

Aysha is obsessed by Justin Bieber, pray for me! She is only 6 ya know!

As for me, I decided I will only date older men. Older than Ex Child Husband that is!


It's almost winter time and I'm going to be enjoying alot of laughter. You see Ex Child Husband sold his car and bought a scooter. I can't wait to see him riding this through the snow to work.

I pee my pants just thinking about it.

My Rebirth

http://www.wheresmyangels.blogspot.com/2010/11/my-rebirth.html

Stay Tune....

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Stay Tune....

http://www.wheresmyangels.blogspot.com/2009/05/stay-tune.html

Family Freak Fest

I just have not have time to be on blogger to read or post, because my nutty family keeps me busy.

This is how I found child husband when I drove into the driveway one night.


And he had the nerve to be mad because cars kept driving by, slowing down and staring at him. Gee honey, I just don't get why they would do that.



Nope baby, I just don't get why people are staring. Maybe it is the fact that I married a NERD!

Oh and get this. This is a photo of some of the stuff he has packed up. It is a survival kit. Today he made a primitive fire bow, so he can start fires without modern ways. Is this normal man behavior?


Then there is my dear sister Kristi. We met at HuHot last week for lunch. My sister thinks EVERYTHING is a blogging opportunity.

I mean, who takes their camera to a restaurant to take photo's of waiters half their age??? So they can post this picture on their blog and talk about how Hu Hot the waiter was.

Meeting with my sister meant I had to put up with her calling me a complainer when I talked for a minute about my arthritis. Meanwhile I had to spend 30 straight minutes listening about all her new imaginary wrinkles and how much it would cost to fix them. In fact she wouldn't let me post a close up of her face. But she had no problems with me using a photo of her bottom, that she wanted also for her blog cause she sat on a wet plant.


Kristi, your beautiful and stop fretting over your wrinkles shhhhhhhhhhh I know I do it too , people that worry about their wrinkles too much end up looking like this..



Then there is me, whom takes the kids to a State Park and tells her 4 year old she is going to jump in this cave..



So I can get the photo of the shock on her face for my blog



Then there are my kids who drive me to drink carbonated caffiene beverages..



I'll end this Freak Fest with a photo of my Mother-in-Law



and these words

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Your Fifty!

Fifty and thank goodness I don't have to say that "my Mother-in-law and I are both in our 40's" anymore!

Happy 50th Birthday!

Family Freak Fest

http://www.wheresmyangels.blogspot.com/2009/03/family-freak-fest.html

LOST my heart tonight.

Warning, could be a spoiler if you missed LOST tonight.




I had to work tonight and LOST was on. What is a girl to do. I told my staff that LOST was on, so count me lazy!! ha ha Thank god for comercials, so I could get some work done.

I swear this was the BEST LOST episode ever.

I got to see my heartthrob John Locke I don't use his real name cause it's his character on LOST that excites me



But that wasn't the only person that made my heart go pitter patter. Jin is ALIVE. Ok, so that really is no surprise since you saw that last episode. But it had been awhile since I have gotten to drool over him on an episode, since last week was brief. Although, I'm not liking his hair this season. Don't they have a barber on the Island? Oh Jin, you don't need the shirt!



My staff that I was working about asked me if they ever explained what the black smoke was, since he hasn't watched it in forever. I told him, I hadn't seen it for awhile and lo and behold. They gave us it back too.



This made my night and it is a good thing too because for the next 4 days, I'll be working 12 to 16 hour days. Oh John and Jin, take me away!

LOST my heart tonight.

http://www.wheresmyangels.blogspot.com/2009/02/lost-my-heart-tonight.html

FRIDAY FRAGMENTS

I want to be on a VH1 Reality Show, cause I have always wanted a cool nickname like Bay Bay Bay, Lusty, Stalker and my all time favorite Cornfed. Wouldn't you?

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Cheyenne can't pull herself away from watching Mamma Mia, cause she says Pierce Bronson is "HOT, HOT, HOT" Now when he sings, she just looks at the screen with a sour face and says "OoooooooooooKayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

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Child Husband has been doing dishes now for two weeks straight and cleaning house. Should I be worried?

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Twitter is giving me a royal headache this week. I cannot get tweets sent to my phone from my peeps, only direct tweets. NutHouseShannon tried to help me, not working so far:( Anyone got any ideas for me yes, most of you aren't going to have a clue what I am talking about

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Today I got upset about something someone said to me at work. They hurt my feelings and after I left work, I was talking to my supervisor about it and doing that thing where you can't get your breath, cause you were crying so hard. You know I sounded like a three year old going "I wan, I wa wa wa want". I was laughing at the same time cause here I am a 40 year old woman regressed to a three year old and trying to hold a conversation with my supervisor. But Never Fear, Ativan to save the day. Heather, tell your mother Nancy, I miss her!

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I'm sick of the C word. You know that word that your afraid to say, cause then it might get you. I'm sick of it being around everywhere I turn. God make it go away!

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I hate Facebook, but it does have it's purposes. Last week as I was reading a bloggy friends blog. She has a photo of a man holding a big beer. Turns out it was her ex-husband. She has recent court documents that say he doesn't drink. Yet it was a recent pic he added to his facebook account. Can we say LOSER!

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Well it was a bad week for Mii, You can tell by looking at my

BEFORE

And AFTER

Photo's! But I am getting close to kickin some Sherrill bum on Advance Step.

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My SIL Scott came over and bought my nephew Jason and nieces Ireland and Evil Lauren. Jason loved singing to our Wii's Sing It. Evil Lauren even smiled. Mercede cracked me up with her moves in the back ground.



Cheyenne watched Ireland, while the kids sang and danced and My SIL Scott and I gossiped.



I do wish my SIL Scott would try to do something about Evil Lauren's hair.




Does it remind you of Kid and Play's?


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If your interested in doing a Friday Fragment with Mrs 4444.





This Friday Fragment was bought to you 5 minutes after my Friday was over ;)

FRIDAY FRAGMENTS

http://www.wheresmyangels.blogspot.com/2009/01/friday-fragments_30.html